"Electrical retailer Comet has confirmed what those of us who boast enormous plasma tellys already know - that when it comes to getting your rocks off nothing beats a bit of hot bloke-on-widescreen action.
A survey by the retailer asked 2,000 Brit chaps what would convince them to give up rumpy-pumpy for six months, and no less than 47 per cent said that they'd skip a shag for a 50-in plasma, Reuters notes."
Are they nuts ? Toys are one thing but I'd much rather have the chance to say "hello" to someone pretty as the first thing I do after waking up in the morning than have the big TV ...
That said though, the first thing I do when I wake up tomorrow morning will be to pop downstairs, turn the telly on and promptly fall asleep in front of NZ vs England cricket. And I am thinking heavily about new telly, skybox and speakers ... But I'd still prefer having the chance to say "hello" to that pretty person, especially if she likes watching cricket.
Morning update - I woke up with my radio alarm that I hadn't turned off, thought "nah - not getting up yet". Was rather glad I hadn't about an hour later as I heard over the radio that England had lost embarassingly again !
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